My Pitch

July 7, 2009

Well, here it is then, my first foray in the world of semi pro-blogging.
Sounds like some sort of Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t it?
No?
Just me then.

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Yay me.

June 21, 2009

Good Freelance Writing Jobs Network and good old Deborah Ng:
I have a writing job!
Surely it’s just a matter of time before that best-seller now?

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Monster Raving Loony Party Expenses Revealed

June 15, 2009

The Daily Torygraph today revealed the full extent of John Clownsweat’s  expenses, the MRLP’s only MP. In a text that reads like a surreal litany of humorous greed. This news comes as a hammer blow to the MRLP who’s executive has been fighting off claims of seriousness and lack of mirth-some candidates.
In 2006, Clownseat spent [...]

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The Continuing Adventures of Stockton Clemens - Chapter 1, Part 1

June 9, 2009

An escape on a train…the maddening journey…chance encounter with an unsure hermaphrodite…conspiracy and suspicion abound…electronic toilets are untrustworthy…Doctor Benway to the rescue…dreams of neon…enough tangerine for everyone…we must be prepared, Christmas is coming…a wind blows and the plot is thickened…the score is on.
Legato was dragging his stupidly tiny feet.
“Legato, hurry up, I cannot maintain any [...]

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The Pope causes AIDS

March 17, 2009

It’s now finally official, the Pope causes AIDS.
On his first visit to Africa, Pope (Ratty) Benedict XVI told journalists that AIDS “is a tragedy that cannot be overcome by money alone, and that cannot be overcome through the distribution of condoms, which even aggravates the problems“.
What was that now?
Africa is a tremendously religious place with [...]

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Ringo Starr: Hypocrite and Sellout

March 9, 2009

Norwich Union is changing it’s name to Aviva, donchaknow?
And who better to become let us all know about it than a few celebrites that changed their names in order to gain success. Famously, Marion Morrison became John Wayne and Archibald Leech transformed in Cary Grant, those crazy cats went on to become icons of film. [...]

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Goodwin, Brown and the ‘Summer of Rage’

March 4, 2009

I wish I hadn’t seen Brooker’s article. Although I have been accused of infantilism and sixth form angst, I despair for British politics. A broad degree of political change is needed or the summer will be, as Brooker notes, a summer of Rage.
The brewing distrust and anger at the Government mishandling of the economy and [...]

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It Must Be True, It’s On A Bus

February 25, 2009

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Courtesy of http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/

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TED

February 19, 2009

TED stands for Technology, Entertainment, Design. It started out in 1984 as a conference bringing together leading people from those three worlds. Since then its scope has become ever broader leading to somewhat of an online revolution.
I’m trying to get through all of these talks at the moment but here are a couple that have ‘rang my [...]

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“Dammit I’m mad” by Demetri Martin

February 18, 2009

A 224 word Palindrome!
Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a [...]

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