- Domestic pigs can quickly learn how mirrors work and use them to find food. Therefore this means that scientists have done all the east stuff and and are now putting all the hard stuff off with side projects. Next week, can an ant catch?
- Babies pick up their parents’ accents from the womb, and infants are born crying in their native dialect. So it’s clear, make sure you, your partner and everyone who has close contact with you talks like Sean Connery for 9 months to have the coolest baby in the planet
- The calmest place on Earth is said to be on top of an Antarctican ice plateau called Ridge A, It’s hundreds of miles away from the South Pole and is so still that stars do not twinkle in the sky because there is no turbulence in the atmosphere to distort the light. So, there you have it, THERE is your ‘calm place’. The search is now on for your ‘happy place’.
- The Fonz stole all our money and gave it to a man called Mad Bernie to invest. Never trust a man that lives above a garage and only has one set of clothes.
- Bagheera kiplingi is a jumping spider from Central America and is the first known vegetarian spider. It eats leaf tips rather than other animals. Wait, IT’S A SPIDER THAT JUMPS, KILL IT.
- 850 species of previously undiscovered insects, crustaceans, spiders, worms and other assorted bugs and creatures were found living in underground water, caves and caverns across Australia. They are now being filmed as a reality show, the winner being artificially protected from Natural Selection. The losers will be slaughtered.
- Earth was bombarded in 2008 with high levels of solar energy at a time when the sun was in an unusually quiet phase and sunspots had virtually disappeared. This virtually leaves no doubt that all our latent superpowers will son be revealed to us.
- Watermelon is more efficient at rehydrating us than drinking water. It contains 92 percent water and essential rehydration salts. So then, good news for cyclists on a long ride, get one of those in your back pack.
- The spleen is a container for loads of immune cells called monocyte. In the event of a serious health issue, such as a heart attack, wound or infection, the spleen will disgorge them bloodstream to help defend the body. So venting yous spleen is actually very good for you.
- More than 350 new animal species were discovered in the eastern Himalayas, including the world’s smallest deer and a flying frog. The flying frogs also ride the small deers.
Only one thing is a lie on this list.
Happy New Year.
