Simon J. James, Aspirant Author

I write books, situation comedies, articles and humorous emails. I manage time relatively efficiently, I can tread water but distance swimming is a problem due to poor coaching as a boy. I have been able to ride a bike for many years now, a skill that gives me a sense of tremendous well-being but I remain fearful of its awesome power. I am able to play no musical instruments but can recognise 95% of them by sight alone.
Infernal Mutterings
- @jamuelscones Maybe a t-shirt tied at a knot showing his midriff? in reply to jamuelscones 3 days ago
- @robcmorgan Seems reasonable. Although I would not like to see Cameron with his top off. in reply to robcmorgan 3 days ago
- @robcmorgan Wouldn't that mean that the next time Brand and Ross amusingly verbally abuse a pensioner, we get a commons debate? Great. in reply to robcmorgan 3 days ago
- I am in an All Bar One. There is a man here non-ironically wearing a vest whilst eating. Unacceptable. 3 days ago
- @danbeames That's sick. I mean, what if someone skulking around there, all labored and sinful? IN ASDA! in reply to danbeames 4 days ago
- @robcmorgan It's the Government's stance, isn't it? He's promised a debate of the online petition reachs 100,000. A bad precedent? in reply to robcmorgan 4 days ago
- @Grabcocque No, but the online petition thing is. It's populist and quite clever. Although it may well backfire. in reply to Grabcocque 4 days ago
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January 2009